skin is skin

Yesterday, I went to see Coco Avant Chanel. It was amazing, and I fell in love with Alessandro Nivola, who is, thanks for asking, my future husband. Just before it, I dropped in to a shop which was open on a Saturday night at 9?!? I like odd opening hours, they make spending money so much easier. And anyway, I dropped in there, and bought two berets, which I obviously really needed. One dark grey and one black, and they're absolutely lovely. Bit of a bargain too.
So anyway, my outfit last night consisted of black biker boots, a black jacket, black skirt, and black opaque stockings. And apparently black is the 'lazy' colour (mum told me that), which totally makes sense, because I really honestly can't be bothered most of the time. And she also said that most people wear black because it's slimming, which is actually, at risk of sounding really stuck up, to be honest, the real reason I wear it. Hahahahha.

In Coco Avant Chanel, she, played by Audrey Tautou (who I would also be marrying, if I wasn't in love with my actual fiancee, Alessandro, and also if she was a boy), says 'black is the only colour that shows off your eyes'. And so, to anyone out there who thinks black is funerally, and crap, I say 'what do you know' and 'its slimming' (haha), and 'its really a heaps good colour'.
Yeah ok, I'm biased, because I think I look pretty damn sweet in black, but whatever.