Things I don’t like very much.

1. My smoke alarm when the battery is running out. And crickets. And, really, just general noises when I’m trying to sleep.

2. Being really cold but wanting to wear a nice top without a jacket.

3. Feeling extra anxious and having imagination overload. In the dark. With suspicious noises everywhere but no one admits to them. And crazy mutant animals in the trees. Which I can’t see. They’re definitely there. Mocking me. This I do not like.

4. Not having been discovered by a music scout yet. I mean what?

5. Being cold and drunk out on the town.

6. Friends who won’t come with me to get drunk on the town. In winter. Ok this is understandable. I might just be a bitch. Or an alcoholic.

7. People who haven’t noticed their collar is half folded into their suit jacket/ cardigan/ coat. I mean really, are you fucking blind? You look like an idiot. I’m sorry, but it’s true.

8. Stepping on millipedes. This is self explanatory. But for all you obtuse twats out there, they stink when they are crushed. I don’t know if this is a defence mechanism, but it really ruins the whole ‘I just killed an insect thing’. They also sound horrible when they’re stepped on. It’s a kind of crunchy sound, like when you take a bite of a chip. But the bad version of that sound.

9. This horrible lack-of-coffee-headache I get. I have it at the moment actually. And it sucks. I feel a bit sick, and a bit delusional – like I’ve had less than 3 hours sleep. It sucks. Believe me.

10. Not knowing if you like someone or not. I have this all the time. Seriously, I think I may have issues. One moment I like them, the next I really don’t. And I get this idea into my head that they hate me too, so I get insecure, and act weird next time I see them. Oh this could be paranoia actually..